Being the good Dr. Harvard I've seen my share of fucked up families. Amai Liu and her father rank right up there with the most dysfunctional of clans. Apparently Amai Liu's father got so fed up with her antics that he brought me in to solve their problems. Once I heard the garbage coming from his mouth I realized it was him who was to blame for the family friction. He hated that she was hanging around African-Americans and would rather have his daughter watching VH1 than B.E.T. My only remedy for the problem was to bring in Dr. Rico Strong along with the black snake he has packing in his jeans. Amai's dad was initially reluctant but was willing to do whatever it took to salvage his daughter's trust. I left but from what Dr. Strong told me he had Amai swallow his big black pole until his balls were resting on her chin